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ON NOW 2:30pm Zoey 101 Hot Dean: Zoey tries to play matchmaker when she attempts to hook up Coco with the cute new school dean. More Zoey 101 ON NEXT 3:00pm Drake and Josh Grammy: When the parents leave town for the weekend, Drake and Josh's excitement is stunted when they learn that Grammy is coming to stay. More Drake and Josh 3:30pm Ned's Declassified Survival Guide Things are new and strange in the 'New Grade', while in 'Dodgeball', Ned must battle the dark side, Loomer, and his secret weapon, and all without Moze too! More Ned's Declassified Survival Guide 4:00pm SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob And The Big Wave: Our heroes find themselves stranded on a tropical island, inhabited by an enigmatic surfing guru named Jack Kahuna Laguna. Guest starring the voice of Johnny Depp. More SpongeBob SquarePants 4:30pm SpongeBob SquarePants It's another brand new episode of SpongeBob SquarePants, right here, right now! More SpongeBob SquarePants 5:00pm iCarly New episode! iMove Out: Fed up with being treated like a baby, Freddie decides to move out into his own place. Meanwhile, the gang starts a successful pet photography business. More iCarly 5:30pm True Jackson, VP New episodes. A brand new series of crazy antics with fashion maven True Jackson, VP. More True Jackson, VP 6:00pm Victorious Sneak preview of the first episode of Nick's brand new show. Victoria Justice stars as Tori, who gets the chance of a lifetime when she is asked to join an elite school for the performing arts. More Victorious 6:45pm SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob accidentally messes up Squidward's face in 'The Two Faces Of Squidward', and then in 'Spongehenge', SpongeBob's sponge brings all the jellyfish to the city. More SpongeBob SquarePants 7:00pm The Troop Forest Grump: A Dryad is out for revenge and poses as a student in order to attack the student council. More The Troop 7:30pm Ned's Declassified Survival Guide Ned and Cookie bust a book stealing ring in 'The Library', while in 'Volunteering', Moze and Loomer try to fix up the school, while Cookie works at the school store with Evelyn. More Ned's Declassified Survival Guide 8:00pm SpongeBob SquarePants SpongeBob accidentally messes up Squidward's face in 'The Two Faces Of Squidward', and then in 'Spongehenge', SpongeBob's sponge brings all the jellyfish to the city. More SpongeBob SquarePants 8:30pm SpongeBob SquarePants Squidward becomes monstrously huge, which only pleases SpongeBob and Patrick, in 'Giant Squidward', and in 'No Nose Knows', Patrick notices that he has no nose. How does he smell? He doesn't. Yet! More SpongeBob SquarePants 9:00pm iCarly iStage An Intervention: Carly needs to intervene when Spencer becomes addicted to a video game. Sam makes Freddie think that he's being plagued by bad luck when he refuses to forward a chain email. More iCarly 9:30pm Genie In The House Genie Of The Year: Adil can't believe it when he has been nominated for the prestigious Genie of the Year award, and sets about showing off his skills for a special Genie TV show. More Genie In The House 10:00pm Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids Barber Of Civil: A new barber in Saucy-on-Sea cures the town's children of cheekiness by trimming their tongues. More Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids 10:15pm Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids The Chipper Chums Go Scrumping: What a whizzing hols the chums were having... until the Fearless Five's ripping picnic goes wrong when the fruit farmer catches them scrumping. More Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids 10:30pm Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids The History Lesson: Elisabeth hates history exams, so when a ghost appears in the exam hall and offers to help, she's delighted. But there's a reason why the ghost has taken this exam so often before! More Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids 10:45pm Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids Sweets: Thomas Ratchet hates shops! When he's out all he does is whine for sweets. But when he visits the spooky sweet shop, he gets stuck in a shop window for the rest of his life. More Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids 2:00am Mr. Meaty A new girl employee arrives in 'I Love Lizzy', and then in 'Nosferateens', Josh and Parker discover a vampire hiding in the freezer, so decide to live the life of vampires. More Mr. Meaty 2:25am Catscratch They're furry - they're filthy rich - and they're family! Don't miss this hilarious all-action animation. More Catscratch 2:50am The X's They're not just the best secret agents in the world, they're a family! An elite undercover unit with abilities beyond those of mortals, The X's thwart evildoers, save the world, and blow stuff up! More The X's 3:00am The X's They're not just the best secret agents in the world, they're a family! An elite undercover unit with abilities beyond those of mortals, The X's thwart evildoers, save the world, and blow stuff up! More The X's 3:15am El Tigre Two supervillains realise that they are both in love with Frida in 'Love And War', and then in 'Wrong And Dance', Manny wants to go to the school dance with a bad girl. More El Tigre 3:40am Renford Rejects Reject TV: The Rejects start their own cable TV station. Jason decides that he is the creative genius behind the station, so it ends up being more like Jason TV than Reject TV. More Renford Rejects 4:05am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids Glued To The Telly: Herbert Hinckley loves TV almost as much as cheese and onion crisps. One night he gets sucked into the TV and meets all his favourites - but then he can't escape! More Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids 4:15am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids The Broken Down Cottage: Runaways Augustus and Arthur take refuge in a haunted cottage and waste everyone's time by crying wolf. But soon they discover that actions have consequences. More Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids 4:30am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids Cat Burglar: Fedora Finklestein likes money and schemes to get it. She passes off a fake as a missing cat to get a reward. But on the way home she's eaten by a tiger. More Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids 4:45am Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids Mr Peeler's Butterflies: Alexander tries every scam in the book to put off going to bed. Mr Peeler turns up out of a Victorian poem, and makes it so that Alexander need never sleep again! More Grizzly Tales for Gruesome Kids 5:00am Genie In The House Genie Swap: Adil is reminded that every 101 years, every genie in the world must swap masters for a day. Philip is horrified at the idea - until Adil's gorgeous replacement arrives! More Genie In The House 5:30am Genie In The House My Chair Lady: Sophie is fed up with Phillip being grumpy, and decides to fix him up with his perfect woman. She gets Adil to magic up a love potion, and soon, Philip is in love. With a chair. More Genie In The House

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